• me: *stays home*
• parents: Why are you so lazy? Get off your ass and do something with your life
• me: *goes out*
• parents: Omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
• me: *eats*
• parents: You are ruining your body with that garbage
• me: *doesn't eat something*
• parents: We're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
• me: *exhales*
• parents: Don't give me that attitude

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

(via mysticspiral)

• scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online a week
• me: you mean a day
• scientist: what
• me: what

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